I shrug, "Yea, but the last time they weren't any puppies. There so delicate, take time with my babies I beg you."

She laughs, "You seriously need to get a man, so you can have real babies because these dogs have taken over your life."

"And you need to get a man for your cat." I tried a comeback but failed.

She laughs, "My cat is a man and he's content. I don't need two cats trying to kill Brandon's fish."

I laugh. "The cat needs to get it on."

"Just like you do."