摘要
Burned out by work, Chen Ji decided, adhering to his principle of never letting things get in the way, to join the company's newly formed Commercial Strategy Team.
Leader: "The other company is about to sign a contract with a client. How can we snatch it?"
Chen Ji: "Leader, I think if all the restrooms on this floor were clogged except ours, and then the other client got sick, and then we happened to have no toilet paper but only the contract, and then we happened to have the product the client needed... wouldn't that make sense?"
Employees: "???"
Is this guy crazy? How could there be so many careless things?
Chen Ji: "I happen to have a friend working part-time at the other company. Maybe he accidentally gave the client some slimming tea instead of tea?"
Leader (shocked!): "Prepare the contract!"
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